THE NEW GM CAR (GOVERNMENT MOTORS)

The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the

2010 Obamamobile

Incredibly "green," this car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has

three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Tele-prompters programmed to

help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. Built by

union labor with full benefits, it's base price is only

$83,000, but low government financing is available for any payment

requested. Subsidized insurance available! There are

loan guarantees and special payment plans for "Undocumented workers."

Non- union American citizens must pay full price of course,

plus all taxes. The transparent canopy reveals the smiles still

on the faces of all the happy Democrat owners.